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Reenactment Chapter 1: Reenactment
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Reenactment

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merlin

Ron gives Hermione a great idea. Written for the 'Blame it on Ron' challenge.

Humor Romance Drabble/100-Word Alternate Universe GrangerSnape100 301 Words 1 Chapter Complete
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“What in the hell was Minerva thinking?” Ron demanded. “You would be throwing away your career if you took up her offer to teach history to a bunch of ungrateful gits.”

“You are wrong, Ronald,” Hermione spat back at him. “I am taking Minerva’s offer, and it will not be throwing away my career. The students will love my History of Magic classes.”

“What are you going to do, give them axes and have them recreate the Goblin Wars?” Ron scoffed. “Besides, there is no way that I am trudging up to Hogwarts to visit you every weekend.”

“Then don’t!”

~*~*~*~*~

“What in the hell happened here?” an irate Severus Snape demanded of the new History of Magic professor.

“Well, we might have gotten carried away,” Hermione admitted as she looked over the burnt Quidditch pitch.

“Might have?” Severus questioned as he looked in the direction of the smoldering Slytherin section of the stands.

“So reenacting the various witch burnings may not have been my brightest idea, but the students had fun,” she rushed before he could continue. “In fact, next week all of the classes are going to reenact the third Goblin war. I got the idea from Ron.”

~*~*~*~*~

“That was fun.” Severus smiled as he and Hermione left the Great Hall.

“I am glad that you enjoyed yourself.” The witch smiled back up him. “You were the perfect Goblin King. Did you see the look on Teddy’s face when you came into the room?”

“It was rather amusing to see him lose all of the color in his hair and face when I kissed you at the signing of the treaty.” Severus smirked.

“Would you care to reenact that part of the war in my rooms tonight?” Hermione questioned with a blush as she took his hand.


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14 Reviews  |  4.79/10 Average

10/10

pookah

How funny!  Thank you for sharing this with us!  Re-enactments can get out of hand!  In high school our Begining of World War One re-enactment was called to an abrupt halt by the teacher when "Germany" and "Russia" joined forces to declare war on "Switzerland."  The "heads of state" of Germany and Russia were good friends in real life, and thus couldn't declare war on each other, you see.   Perhaps more successfully, my daughter's class ran around the school with sticks killing a "mammoth."  I don't know if they learned much, but they recall the teacher fondly, and that is something.

Response from merlin (Author of Reenactment)

Your class sounds like an experience I had in Las Vegas at the tournement they had at the Excalibur hotel when our knight was knocked out early our group just declared a verbal war on the other countries found a new knight to support.I'm glad that you enjoyed my brain fluff.

Response from merlin (Author of Reenactment)

Your class sounds like an experience I had in Las Vegas at the tournement they had at the Excalibur hotel when our knight was knocked out early our group just declared a verbal war on the other countries found a new knight to support.I'm glad that you enjoyed my brain fluff.

10/10

kittylefish

ha!  if ron only knew what he had precipitated, he'd burst a blood vessel i think!  : )

Response from merlin (Author of Reenactment)

Nah, he won't burst a blood vessel but he would want to join in the fun. Unfortunately for him Hermione would think up the worst possible role for hime to play.

Response from merlin (Author of Reenactment)

Nah, he won't burst a blood vessel but he would want to join in the fun. Unfortunately for him Hermione would think up the worst possible role for hime to play.

10/10

Anonymous

Good one! 



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10/10

beaweasley2

Hahaha Loved it! I'd love to have a history professor who renacted the stuff!

Response from merlin (Author of Reenactment)

Thank you! I think that all history classes should include reenactment.

Response from merlin (Author of Reenactment)

Thank you! I think that all history classes should include reenactment.

0/10

Maggie

Very cute!!!!!!

Response from merlin (Author of Reenactment)

Thank you!

Response from merlin (Author of Reenactment)

Thank you!

7/10

la_dissonance

Hehe, that was silly! She ruined the Quidditch pitch!  And my, kissing in front of the students...how risque!

Response from merlin (Author of Reenactment)

The students will most likely be traumatized for life.Thank you for the review.

Response from merlin (Author of Reenactment)

The students will most likely be traumatized for life.Thank you for the review.

0/10

lyn_f

Sorry, had to try the Snape/Hermione emoticons.  :-)This was way cute!  Ain't nothin' like recreating history, that's what I say.  ;-)

Response from merlin (Author of Reenactment)

I love the emoticons.Thank you for the review, I'm glad that you enjoyed my warped sense of humor.

Response from merlin (Author of Reenactment)

I love the emoticons.Thank you for the review, I'm glad that you enjoyed my warped sense of humor.

10/10

Sampdoria

Loved it:-)

Response from merlin (Author of Reenactment)

Thanks, :)

Response from merlin (Author of Reenactment)

Thanks, :)

10/10

snitchette

HIHIHI *big, huge, enormous grin on my face*. Thanks for the picture that I will carry in my head all the day.

Response from merlin (Author of Reenactment)

Fo a bigger grin just think of what Hermione could come up with to reenact the fued between Grindewald and Dumbledore.Thank you for the review. :)

Response from snitchette (Reviewer)

That's unfair. Now you WILL HAVE TO write this one. :D

Response from merlin (Author of Reenactment)

Fo a bigger grin just think of what Hermione could come up with to reenact the fued between Grindewald and Dumbledore.Thank you for the review. :)

Response from snitchette (Reviewer)

That's unfair. Now you WILL HAVE TO write this one. :D

0/10

elsolel

I love role-play! 

Response from merlin (Author of Reenactment)

Role play is great because there is so much potential for disaster.

Response from merlin (Author of Reenactment)

Role play is great because there is so much potential for disaster.

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debjunk

Very cute.  And what a great idea, to reenact wizarding history.

Response from merlin (Author of Reenactment)

Thank you! I was a bit suprised that no one else had done something with reenactment before.

Response from merlin (Author of Reenactment)

Thank you! I was a bit suprised that no one else had done something with reenactment before.

0/10

ladyofthemasque

*ahem*  So where is the rest of it, hmm?~Lotmwith a  on standby, in case you need motivation...*grin*

Response from merlin (Author of Reenactment)

We will just have to see if there are any further nibbles from the plot bunny on this one.I may have to convince it to come back if only to avoid the fire weilding masses.Thank you!

Response from ladyofthemasque (Reviewer)

You're most welcome.  Thank you.~Lotm(currently wielding sparklers instead of torches, as it's Independence Day...)

Response from merlin (Author of Reenactment)

We will just have to see if there are any further nibbles from the plot bunny on this one.I may have to convince it to come back if only to avoid the fire weilding masses.Thank you!

Response from ladyofthemasque (Reviewer)

You're most welcome.  Thank you.~Lotm(currently wielding sparklers instead of torches, as it's Independence Day...)

0/10

qui_quae_quod

Awww.  That was lovely.  A nice pick-me-up for the end of my day.  Thanks for sharing!  :)

Response from merlin (Author of Reenactment)

You're welcome. I'm glad that you enjoyed the story and thank you for letting me know.

Response from merlin (Author of Reenactment)

You're welcome. I'm glad that you enjoyed the story and thank you for letting me know.

0/10

sunny33

LOL very good !

Response from merlin (Author of Reenactment)

Thank you!

Response from merlin (Author of Reenactment)

Thank you!

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