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I'm a middle-aged, professional writer of non-fiction and would-be professional writer of fiction who also writes Harry Potter fanfiction just for fun.

I’m a proud member of the Harry Potter Old Lady Smut Brigade, which means I’m most interested in the older female characters in the Harry Potter saga, particularly Minerva McGonagall.

If I had received my Hogwarts letter back in nineteen-mumble-mumble, I would most likely have been sorted into Ravenclaw, or so everyone tells me, probably because I’m a geeky data-freak (my Real Life™ requires me to read piles of medical journal articles.) I, however, think I’d feel right at home in Hufflepuff too, so I consider myself a Ravenpuff.

The fics I write may contain adult themes, and I will always warn for non-con, graphic violence, bestiality, incest, or underage sex. I don't warn for homosexual relationships or sex, or for threesomes/moresomes, unless they contain one of the aforementioned elements.

Disclaimers: Anything from the Harry Potter universe belongs solely to its creator, J.K. Rowling, and her licensees. Original plot, characters, dialog, etc. are mine.

My stories are available for use under a Creative Commons attribution, non-commercial, share-alike license (CC-BY-NC-SA).

I have a blog: http://squibstress.wordpress.com/.

I'm also on LiveJournal and Twitter (@Squibstress).

I maintain a master list of (mostly Minerva-centric) recs at Diigo.

I am a proud member of the Harry Potter Old Lady Smut Brigade.
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Member Since:2010/11/15
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My Website:http://squibstress.livejournal.com/
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A Favorite Author of:66
Reviews Posted:47

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Laundry Lessons [K+ (PG)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 11] Favorite - 4
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Argus Filch, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Minerva McGonagall, Neville Longbottom, Professor Sinistra, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor     Warnings: none
Summary: When the Hogwarts house-elves are felled by a virus, the students find out that outward appearances can be deceiving. An octuple-drabble. Warning for extreme silliness.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/07/07       Updated: 2012/07/07      Word Count: 893

Mammals of the Order Chiroptera [M (R)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 4] Favorite - 1
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Alastor (Mad-Eye) Moody, Albus Dumbledore, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Minerva McGonagall, Nymphadora Tonks, Severus Snape, Sirius Black
Genres: Angst, Erotica, Humor, Smut     Warnings: Language, Voyeurism
Summary: During a meeting of the Order of the Phoenix, Albus angers Minerva, while Severus makes some observations of the local fauna and overhears something he would rather not.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/05/06       Updated: 2011/05/16      Word Count: 2420

Natural Law [K+ (PG)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 1]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Bartimus Crouch, Minerva McGonagall, Other Canon Witch/Wizard, Winky
Genres: General     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Winky the house-elf ponders the nature of relationships as she observes her master and Minerva McGonagall debate the law.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/05/18       Updated: 2012/05/18      Word Count: 4658

Postscript [MA (NC-17)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 4]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Hannah Abbott, Minerva McGonagall, Neville Longbottom, Original Character, Other Canon Witch/Wizard, Rolanda Hooch
Genres: Drama, Erotica, Romance, Slash, Smut     Warnings: B.D.S.M., Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Headmaster and Mrs Longbottom stumble on the late Minerva McGonagall's diary.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/11/10       Updated: 2011/11/10      Word Count: 8011

Snapely Drabbles [M (R)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 2]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Hermione Granger, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Tom Riddle (Voldemort)
Genres: Angst, Drabble/100-Word, Drama, Humor, Parody, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: A series of 4 drabbles, three humorous, one serious,written for the Snape100 community on LiveJournal.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2013/11/20       Updated: 2013/11/20      Word Count: 891

Sufficient Unto the Day [K+ (PG)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 0] Favorite - 1
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Minerva McGonagall, Other Canon Witch/Wizard, Severus Snape
Genres: Drama, General, Romance     Warnings: (None)
Summary: The Reverend Robert McGonagall never would have guessed he'd spend Christmas surrounded by wizards and witches in a magical castle. But when an illness forces him to spend the holiday at Hogwarts, he finds that magic isn't quite what he's imagined, and his unexpected discoveries provide a chance to reconcile with his daughter, Minerva.
Chapters: 2      Completed: Yes       Published: 2020/01/16       Updated: 2020/01/16      Word Count: 4053

Sweep [K+ (PG)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 11] Favorite - 1
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Argus Filch, Colin Creevey, Minerva McGonagall
Genres: General     Warnings: none
Summary: In the aftermath of the battle, Argus does the only thing he can.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/08/23       Updated: 2012/08/23      Word Count: 1584

Sybill Trelawney and the Unexpected Gift [T (PG-13)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 1]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Minerva McGonagall, Sibyll Trelawney
Genres: Drama, Friendship     Warnings: none
Summary: "You can't use your Gift, it uses you," Professor Dorsett tells Sybill, and over the years she finds out how lonely a Seer's life can be. But when she turns to drink to help her manage it, she finds help from an unexpected source. (No pairings, background Minerva/Elphinstone) Warning for alcohol abuse, some violent imagery. Winner of a 2014 Mugglenet Quicksilver Quill Award.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2013/09/07       Updated: 2013/09/07      Word Count: 8448

The Birthday Gift [MA (NC-17)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 3] Favorite - 5
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall
Genres: Erotica, Smut     Warnings: BDSM Lite (not explicit), Double Penetration, Explicit Sexual Content, Language
Summary: Minerva and Albus are celebrating her 70th birthday. PWP. Written for the 2011 Samhain Smut fest on LiveJournal. Warnings: Explicit sexual content. Magical latex. Spanking. Tired Teacher/student tropes. Haggis.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/11/13       Updated: 2011/11/13      Word Count: 9273

The Naughtiest Boy Helps a Friend [MA (NC-17)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 5] Favorite - 7
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape
Genres: Erotica, Humor, Smut     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Severus and Minerva are given an odious chore. They find a way to make the best of it.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/05/05       Updated: 2011/05/13      Word Count: 3535

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