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I'm a middle-aged, professional writer of non-fiction and would-be professional writer of fiction who also writes Harry Potter fanfiction just for fun.

I’m a proud member of the Harry Potter Old Lady Smut Brigade, which means I’m most interested in the older female characters in the Harry Potter saga, particularly Minerva McGonagall.

If I had received my Hogwarts letter back in nineteen-mumble-mumble, I would most likely have been sorted into Ravenclaw, or so everyone tells me, probably because I’m a geeky data-freak (my Real Life™ requires me to read piles of medical journal articles.) I, however, think I’d feel right at home in Hufflepuff too, so I consider myself a Ravenpuff.

The fics I write may contain adult themes, and I will always warn for non-con, graphic violence, bestiality, incest, or underage sex. I don't warn for homosexual relationships or sex, or for threesomes/moresomes, unless they contain one of the aforementioned elements.

Disclaimers: Anything from the Harry Potter universe belongs solely to its creator, J.K. Rowling, and her licensees. Original plot, characters, dialog, etc. are mine.

My stories are available for use under a Creative Commons attribution, non-commercial, share-alike license (CC-BY-NC-SA).

I have a blog: http://squibstress.wordpress.com/.

I'm also on LiveJournal and Twitter (@Squibstress).

I maintain a master list of (mostly Minerva-centric) recs at Diigo.

I am a proud member of the Harry Potter Old Lady Smut Brigade.
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A Change of Plans [MA (NC-17)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 8] Favorite - 10
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content, Language
Summary: A frustrated witch, a lonely wizard, a chance meeting in the staff bath— a story about how these small events change the lives of Minerva McGonagall and Severus Snape and alter the course of the Wizarding War.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/01/09       Updated: 2012/01/09      Word Count: 10738

A Perfectly Potent Potion [MA (NC-17)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 10] Favorite - 3
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, Smut     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content, Role Reversal
Summary: What can an imaginative potions master and his not-so-coy mistress do with a little extra Polyjuice Potion?.
Warnings: Professors getting it on. Multiple pairings (sort of): f/m, f/f, m/m. Maybe some crackiness around the edges. Oh, and non-con, in a way.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2013/09/21       Updated: 2013/09/21      Word Count: 5261

A Slant-Told Tale [MA (NC-17)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 163] Favorite - 37
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Alastor (Mad-Eye) Moody, Albus Dumbledore, Bathilda Bagshot, Minerva McGonagall, Original Character, Other Canon Witch/Wizard
Genres: Angst, Drama, Friendship, Mystery/Suspense, Psychological, Romance     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content, Language, Violence
Summary: Before she was Professor McGonagall, she was Minerva Macnair. After an arranged marriage forces her into an impossible situation, Minerva does what she must to survive. When she makes a new life for herself, her secrets follow and threaten everything, including the only love she has ever found. The tale of a woman, her secrets, and how she keeps them.

Winner - 3rd Place, Best Drama-Angst WIP - Fall/Winter 2012 HP Fanfic Fanpoll Awards

Chapters: 48      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/01/19       Updated: 2018/06/23      Word Count: 178319

Alone and Palely Loitering [T (PG-13)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 9]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Nicolas Flamel, Other Canon Witch/Wizard
Genres: Drama, Humor, Psychological, Slash     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Immortality seemed a good idea at the time, but it has its disadvantages. Over the years, Nicolas Flamel has had many, many romantic entanglements, but no one flusters him quite as much as Albus Dumbledore. And Dumbledore may have one last surprise up his spangled sleeve.

Winner - 2nd Place, Best Dark Story (Gen) - Fall/Winter 2013 HP Fanfic Fanpoll Awards

Chapters: 1      Completed: No       Published: 2013/03/07       Updated: 2013/03/07      Word Count: 3456

Another Part of the Castle (1996) [M (R)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 5] Favorite - 3
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Minerva McGonagall, Ronald Weasley, Tom Riddle (Voldemort)
Genres: Humor, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: Harry has a dream and makes a startling discovery.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/05/13       Updated: 2011/05/20      Word Count: 2206

Because it is Bitter, and Because it is my Heart [MA (NC-17)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 98] Favorite - 28
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Filius Flitwick, Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Pomona Sprout, Poppy Pomfrey, Rolanda Hooch, Severus Snape, Tom Riddle (Voldemort)
Genres: Angst, Drama, post-DH/DH compliant, Psychological     Warnings: Abuse/Rape, Character Death, Explicit Sexual Content, Language, Voyeurism
Summary: If war is hell, Severus Snape and Minerva McGonagall are in the Ninth Circle. During Snape's awful year as Headmaster, he and Professor McGonagall draw closer as they are forced into a desperate arrangement.
Chapters: 20      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/01/01       Updated: 2011/04/26      Word Count: 37490

Betrayal and the Art of Salvation [M (R)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 1] Favorite - 2
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Filius Flitwick, Gilderoy Lockhart, Hermione Granger, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Drama, Friendship, Psychological, Romance     Warnings: Adultery, Language
Summary: A series of vignettes in which Minerva McGonagall deals with her relationship with Albus Dumbledore. Warning for infidelity.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/04/21       Updated: 2012/04/21      Word Count: 8583

Bonnie Wee Thing [K (G)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 8] Favorite - 4
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Minerva McGonagall, Original Character
Genres: General     Warnings: (None)
Summary: A witch is born. She's surprisingly opinionated for a baby. A very short story in which a witch is born and demonstrates a peculiar proclivity for getting her way
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/10/03       Updated: 2011/10/03      Word Count: 1126

Ca' the Yowes [K+ (PG)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 8] Favorite - 5
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall, Other Canon Witch/Wizard
Genres: General, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: Minerva awakes in St Mungo's after a Stunner attack to find she has an unusual visitor. A bit of fluff.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/05/16       Updated: 2011/05/27      Word Count: 1338

Chanson de Severus [M (R)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 5] Favorite - 1
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate Universe, Angst, Psychological, Songfic     Warnings: Abuse/Rape, Adultery, Character Death, Language, Murder, Violence
Summary: Severus watches. He reflects on how things went so far so fast. Not a true chanson de geste, since it follows none of the prescribed meters. But it is a romance of deeds, though some not as heroic as tradition would have it.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2010/12/20       Updated: 2010/12/31      Word Count: 2548



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