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HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle

Characters: Severus Snape
Genre(s): Alternate Universe, Drabble/100-Word, General, Humor
Warnings: None
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The Best Brothel in London
by morgaine_dulac
T (PG-13)


A/N: Drabble written for the Muffliato! Birthday Gift Exchange in honour of our dear Potions master's birthday. The gift provided was a gift certificate at the best brothel in London.




The Best Brothel in London

Snape huffed. Ever since had risen from death (Skeeterís words), he hadnít had a moment of peace. Interviews. Autographs. Limelight!

Today was his birthday. He had hoped that at least Lucius would leave him alone, but no! "Enjoy yourself," he had said.

"How much time does this buy me?" Snape asked, waving the gift certificate under the Madamís nose.

"Depends. Giselle, our best: twenty minutes. Lana: two hours."

"Iíll have Lana!"

She was pretty. Nice arse, nice tits, and she never said a word. She sat knitting, and Snape enjoyed her bed for two hours, having a well-deserved nap.





The Best Brothel in London by morgaine_dulac

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