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Dracpunzel

by dracontia


1. Prologue: In Which Ideas are Hare-Brained   T (PG-13)  [Reviews - 8]
Summary: Once upon a time, Lucius Malfoy decided to execute a tediously convoluted scheme that went (from his perspective, at least) ridiculously wrong. That really narrows it down, doesn’t it?

Characters:: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Original Character, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate Universe, Humor, Parody      Warnings: none
Date Added: 2013/11/12     Word Count: 978

2. Chapter the First: In Which Unwise Incursions are Made   T (PG-13)  [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Lucius endeavors to appear as if he knows what he is doing.

Characters:: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Lucius Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Narcissa Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate Universe, Humor, Parody      Warnings: none
Date Added: 2013/11/26     Word Count: 1701

3. Chapter the Second: In Which Hare-Brained Ideas are Committed to Parchment   K+ (PG)  [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Severus may fail to read some of the fine print.

Characters:: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Lucius Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Narcissa Malfoy, Original Character, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate Universe, Humor, Parody      Warnings: none
Date Added: 2013/12/12     Word Count: 863

4. Chapter the Third: In Which Childbirth Transpires   K+ (PG)  [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Do you really want one, after that title?

Characters:: Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Original Character, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate Universe, Humor, Parody      Warnings: none
Date Added: 2014/01/24     Word Count: 1486

5. Chapter the Fourth: In Which Severus Gains an Apprentice…   K+ (PG)  [Reviews - 3]
Summary: You know where this is going.

Characters:: Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate Universe, Humor, Parody      Warnings: none
Date Added: 2014/08/23     Word Count: 1137

6. Chapter the Fifth: …and Begins Losing his Mind   K+ (PG)  [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Yes, Severus, that really was as bad an idea as you thought.

Characters:: Draco Malfoy, Original Character, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate Universe, Humor, Parody      Warnings: none
Date Added: 2014/08/31     Word Count: 1069

7. Chapter the Sixth: In Which it is Established that This is a Hairy Situation   K+ (PG)  [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Returning to the root of the source material…

Characters:: Draco Malfoy, Original Character, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate Universe, Humor, Parody      Warnings: none
Date Added: 2014/09/07     Word Count: 1150

8. Chapter the Seventh: In Which ‘Dracaena Draco,’ etc. Becomes a Household Word   K+ (PG)  [Reviews - 4]
Summary: We can imagine what sort of words Severus WANTS to use about the house…

Characters:: Draco Malfoy, Original Character, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate Universe, Humor, Parody      Warnings: none
Date Added: 2014/09/10     Word Count: 948

9. Chapter the Eighth: In Which There are Queer Developments   K+ (PG)  [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Teenaged, restless, and blond. You can hang on to that foreboding a bit longer, Severus.

Characters:: Draco Malfoy, Original Character, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate Universe, Humor, Parody      Warnings: none
Date Added: 2014/09/14     Word Count: 1246

10. Chapter the Ninth: In Which Draco is Blond   K+ (PG)  [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Among other things.

Characters:: Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate Universe, Humor, Parody      Warnings: none
Date Added: 2014/09/17     Word Count: 1032

11. Chapter the Tenth: In Which Loopholes are Sought   K+ (PG)  [Reviews - 4]
Summary: I’ll bet you can guess how well this will turn out.

Characters:: Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate Universe, Humor, Parody      Warnings: none
Date Added: 2014/09/18     Word Count: 1280

12. Chapter the Eleventh: In Which Desperate Measures are Taken   K+ (PG)  [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Not quite that desperate.

Characters:: Albus Dumbledore, Draco Malfoy, Minerva McGonagall, Name Withheld (surprise), Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate Universe, Humor, Parody      Warnings: none
Date Added: 2014/09/24     Word Count: 1910

13. Chapter the Twelfth: In Which Severus Sees More Than He Would Have Preferred   T (PG-13)  [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Because in the unexpurgated versions of the old fairy tales the rating goes up the closer one gets to the final act. Yes, that kind of ‘act.’

Characters:: Harry Potter, Luna Lovegood, Name Withheld (surprise), Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate Universe, Humor, Parody      Warnings: none
Date Added: 2014/09/26     Word Count: 1905

14. Chapter the Thirteenth: In Which Draco is a Princess   K+ (PG)  [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Summary: See reasoning cited in previous summary.

Characters:: Draco Malfoy, Original Character
Genres: Alternate Universe, Humor, Parody      Warnings: none
Date Added: 2014/09/28     Word Count: 1546

15. Chapter the Fourteenth: In Which Harry is Awfully Short for a Prince   T (PG-13)  [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Damn it, I’ve loved that line since ‘The Big Sleep’—the original quote from the novel. (I’ve gone with the paraphrased film version for the title, since, short jokes.)

Characters:: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Alternate Universe, Humor, Parody      Warnings: none
Date Added: 2014/10/02     Word Count: 1844

16. Chapter the Fifteenth: In Which Draco’s Prince Comes...   T (PG-13)  [Reviews - 3]
Summary: ...as does Draco.

Characters:: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Alternate Universe, Humor, Parody      Warnings: none
Date Added: 2014/10/08     Word Count: 2071

17. Epilogue: In Which Severus is Through With This Sh*t   T (PG-13)  [Reviews - 2]
Summary: From Severus’ perspective, those few minutes at the end of the previous chapter were very badly timed.

Characters:: Albus Dumbledore, Andromeda (Black) Tonks, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Lucius Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Minerva McGonagall, Narcissa Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate Universe, Humor, Parody      Warnings: none
Date Added: 2014/10/10     Word Count: 920




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