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Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie

by gingertart


1. Part 1: In Which Hermione Consults a Book.   K+ (PG)  [Reviews - 15]
Summary: Twenty-nine years later, Rose Weasley declares her love for Scorpius Malfoy. Molly orders Arthur to have nothing to do with the Malfoys, so Hermione, now widowed, finds herself acting as the head of her family. Naturally, she turns to a book for advice on courting rituals; however, it fails to warn her about jealous Malfoys, the usefulness of owlBay, hungry horses, wizards in cricket whites, interfering elves, perspicacious offspring, the lure of libraries or the life-long loyalty of Crups. She does discover a fondness for elf-made wine and the production thereof, even though 'Château Bonfoi Elf-made Wines' has absolutely nothing to do with Lucius and everything to do with a mysterious arbiter – who is perfectly capable of telling Lucius exactly where he can stick his wand.

Characters:: Albus Severus Potter, Arthur Weasley, Astoria Greengrass, Draco Malfoy, Fleur Delacour, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Hugo Weasley, Lily Potter (daughter of Harry), Lucius Malfoy, Molly Weasley, Other Canon Witch/Wizard, Percy Weasley, Rose Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: Friendship, Humor, post-DH/DH compliant, Romance      Warnings: none
Date Added: 2013/05/01     Word Count: 4666

2. Part 2: In Which Hermione Meets an Arbiter.   K+ (PG)  [Reviews - 11]
Summary: Twenty-nine years later, Rose Weasley declares her love for Scorpius Malfoy. Molly orders Arthur to have nothing to do with the Malfoys, so Hermione, now widowed, finds herself acting as the head of her family. Naturally, she turns to a book for advice on courting rituals; however, it fails to warn her about jealous Malfoys, the usefulness of owlBay, hungry horses, wizards in cricket whites, interfering elves, perspicacious offspring, the lure of libraries or the life-long loyalty of Crups. She does discover a fondness for elf-made wine and the production thereof, even though 'Château Bonfoi Elf-made Wines' has absolutely nothing to do with Lucius and everything to do with a mysterious arbiter – who is perfectly capable of telling Lucius exactly where he can stick his wand.

Characters:: Albus Severus Potter, Arthur Weasley, Astoria Greengrass, Draco Malfoy, Fleur Delacour, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Hugo Weasley, Lily Potter (daughter of Harry), Lucius Malfoy, Molly Weasley, Other Canon Witch/Wizard, Percy Weasley, Rose Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: Friendship, Humor, post-DH/DH compliant, Romance      Warnings: (None)
Date Added: 2013/05/09     Word Count: 5023

3. Part 3: In Which Hermione Attends a Ball.   K+ (PG)  [Reviews - 21]
Summary: Twenty-nine years later, Rose Weasley declares her love for Scorpius Malfoy. Molly orders Arthur to have nothing to do with the Malfoys, so Hermione, now widowed, finds herself acting as the head of her family. Naturally, she turns to a book for advice on courting rituals; however, it fails to warn her about jealous Malfoys, the usefulness of owlBay, hungry horses, wizards in cricket whites, interfering elves, perspicacious offspring, the lure of libraries or the life-long loyalty of Crups. She does discover a fondness for elf-made wine and the production thereof, even though 'Château Bonfoi Elf-made Wines' has absolutely nothing to do with Lucius and everything to do with a mysterious arbiter – who is perfectly capable of telling Lucius exactly where he can stick his wand.

Characters:: Albus Severus Potter, Arthur Weasley, Astoria Greengrass, Draco Malfoy, Fleur Delacour, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Hugo Weasley, Lily Potter (daughter of Harry), Lucius Malfoy, Molly Weasley, Other Canon Witch/Wizard, Percy Weasley, Rose Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: Friendship, Humor, post-DH/DH compliant, Romance      Warnings: (None)
Date Added: 2013/05/19     Word Count: 6456

4. Part 4: In Which Hermione Gets Cross.   K+ (PG)  [Reviews - 10]
Summary: Twenty-nine years later, Rose Weasley declares her love for Scorpius Malfoy. Molly orders Arthur to have nothing to do with the Malfoys, so Hermione, now widowed, finds herself acting as the head of her family. Naturally, she turns to a book for advice on courting rituals; however, it fails to warn her about jealous Malfoys, the usefulness of owlBay, hungry horses, wizards in cricket whites, interfering elves, perspicacious offspring, the lure of libraries or the life-long loyalty of Crups. She does discover a fondness for elf-made wine and the production thereof, even though 'Château Bonfoi Elf-made Wines' has absolutely nothing to do with Lucius and everything to do with a mysterious arbiter – who is perfectly capable of telling Lucius exactly where he can stick his wand.

Characters:: Albus Severus Potter, Arthur Weasley, Astoria Greengrass, Draco Malfoy, Fleur Delacour, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Hugo Weasley, Lily Potter (daughter of Harry), Lucius Malfoy, Molly Weasley, Other Canon Witch/Wizard, Percy Weasley, Rose Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: Friendship, Humor, post-DH/DH compliant, Romance      Warnings: (None)
Date Added: 2013/05/25     Word Count: 4108

5. Part 5: In Which Hermione Labours Under a Misapprehension, But Not For Long.   K+ (PG)  [Reviews - 25]
Summary: Twenty-nine years later, Rose Weasley declares her love for Scorpius Malfoy. Molly orders Arthur to have nothing to do with the Malfoys, so Hermione, now widowed, finds herself acting as the head of her family. Naturally, she turns to a book for advice on courting rituals; however, it fails to warn her about jealous Malfoys, the usefulness of owlBay, hungry horses, wizards in cricket whites, interfering elves, perspicacious offspring, the lure of libraries or the life-long loyalty of Crups. She does discover a fondness for elf-made wine and the production thereof, even though 'Château Bonfoi Elf-made Wines' has absolutely nothing to do with Lucius and everything to do with a mysterious arbiter – who is perfectly capable of telling Lucius exactly where he can stick his wand.

Characters:: Albus Severus Potter, Arthur Weasley, Astoria Greengrass, Draco Malfoy, Fleur Delacour, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Hugo Weasley, Lily Potter (daughter of Harry), Lucius Malfoy, Molly Weasley, Other Canon Witch/Wizard, Percy Weasley, Rose Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: Friendship, Humor, post-DH/DH compliant, Romance      Warnings: (None)
Date Added: 2013/06/06     Word Count: 4686




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