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HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor

Characters: Draco Malfoy
Genre(s): Poetry/Prose
Warnings: None
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"You're So Vain" - Malfoy Style
by Cat Feral
K+ (PG)


You walked up to the Dark Lord like you were burnin’ to be seen.
Your hair strategically swept above one eye,
Your scarf was silver and green.
You had one arm out for marking as you posed just like a Queen.
And all the Death Eaters knew, "He’s a Malfoy."
Knew, "He’s a Malfoy!" And…
You’re so vain,
You prob’ly think the books are about you!
You’re so vain,
I bet you think the books are about you!
Don’t you? Don’t you?

Well, you’ve had me in a thousand fics
Though I am quite bourgeoisie,
Said you’d changed your ways and you would stay
You gave me your guarantee.
But you Crucio’d the ones you loved and one of them was me.
Since you’ve been gone, there’s a sun in my tealeaves,
Sun in my tealeaves, And…
You’re so vain,
You prob’ly think the books are about you!
You’re so vain,
I bet you think the books are about you!
Don’t you? Don’t you?

Well, I heard you stood up on trial for your life,
Your gold and your bloodlines won.
Then you flew your new broom to the Tournament grounds,
’Cause you wouldn’t be outdone.
Well you’re in the spotlight all the time
And when you’re not
Your with some Voldemort spy or a ghost in the bathroom
Ghost in the bathroom, And…
You’re so vain,
You prob’ly think the books are about you!
You’re so vain,
I bet you think the books are about you!
Don’t you? Don’t you?
(Repeat, fade out.)





"You're So Vain" - Malfoy Style by Cat Feral

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