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HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
LJ COMMUNITIES > GrangerSnape100 Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape Genre(s): Drabble/100-Word Warnings: (None)  (Read 12 Reviews)| Print Chapter  | Print Entire Story |
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Disclaimer: It all belongs to JKR. I just play in the sandbox for fun. A/N: Written for the "Dialogue Only" and "Hermione the Headmistress" challenges at the gs100. “You can’t just barge in here like this! I am Headmistress of this school!” “A position I held before you were even–“ “Oh, you were headmistress?” “Hermione.” “You don’t even have a portrait!”…”Are you honestly still sore about that?” “I’m afraid I am quite sore.” “At least you can admit it.” “After twenty years of marriage I should sincerely hope I can communicate with you, woman.” “Severus, that’s so sweet! Oh, don’t smirk at me. You are still an abominable man – oh! An abominable, quite attractive – Severus, not on the desk!” “Phineas, get these portraits out of the Headmistress's office.” “Yes, Headmaster Snape.” “That smirk does not become you, Headmaster – OH!” "I like it when you call me Headmaster." Note: my subconscious shamelessly snitched that last line from the Notorious B.I.G's "Big Poppa" -- he raps "I like it when you call me Big Poppa." For those who would rather not think about Severus rapping, feel free to scrub this off the brain. |
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