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HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle

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Twilight Thanksgiving
by peppermint
K+ (PG)


My apologies to any Dire Straits fans out there.

To set the record straight, I am also a Twilight fan, I just happen to be a bigger Potter fan. I mock because I love.


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Twilight Thanksgiving

Now look at them yo-yos, how could they do it
Pushing back the release of our HBP
That ain't workin' for us, they blew it
Twilight Thanksgiving 'stead of HBP
What’s up Warner Brothers, why did you do it?
Lemme tell ya, them guys ain't dumb
Gonna get a lot of money in July
Gonna get a lot of money right now

We gotta just keep reading fanfic
Wizard rock, fan vids too-oo
We gotta deal with what WB gives us
Wait until July for our HBP

Instead of wizards we have sparkly vampires
Yeah, Bella, we get that he’s “bright”
Both movies have whiny teenagers
Hey, WB, that doesn’t make it right

We gotta just keep reading fanfic
Wizard rock, fan vids too-oo
We gotta deal with what WB gives us
Wait until July for our HBP

They shoulda pushed back Twilight
I only support Cedric Diggory
I wanna see Emma’s bouncing eyebrows
(mocking because I love it)
And CEOs out there, fat cats lazing
Wanting big money for our HBP
We’re stuck, that’s the way they wanna do it
Twilight Thanksgiving 'stead of HBP

We gotta just keep reading fanfic
Wizard rock, fan vids too-oo
We gotta deal with what WB gives us
Wait until July for our HBP

We’re stuck, that’s the way they wanna do it
Twilight Thanksgiving 'stead of HBP
We’re stuck, that’s the way they wanna do it
Twilight Thanksgiving 'stead of HBP
Twilight Thanksgiving 'stead of HBP




Twilight Thanksgiving by peppermint

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