Blue Paynt
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peppermintIz LOL!fic wif paynt and anshent sirkles and stuf.
ReviewedHermyuhnee: o hai Sevrus. I haz dis blue paynt
Snaypes: O rly Miz Graynjer? Wut iz u planing to do wif ur blue paynt?
Hermyuhnee: *luks all coi an stuf* Wuz mahybee planninz to um mahybee payntin yer um stuf wif it and payntin on meh too.
Snaypes: *luks at Miz Graynjer wif shoked expreshun* O rly and why wuld u be doin dat?
Hermyuhnee: cuz u see dis anshent howliday iz comin up, Belltayne, an um iz ia ferti... preg... er iz a babee-makun howliday.
Snaypes: an dis conserns me hao? *GLAYRES LOTS*
Hermyuhnee: O wal I wuz hopin mahybee u cums too teh anshent sirkles wif meh an mahybee u iz makin me ur wif an o ya ur babee-momma.
Snaypes: * fawls ofer n a ded faynt*
Hermyuhnee: men. I meanz wut iz a gyrl to do? *gits payntbrsh an paynts ferti... preg... babee-makun simbals all over Snaypes*
Snaypes: *wakez up* dat is cowld. An freeky-deeky. U relly wantz dis greesee old poshuns mastuhr fer to be ur hubbee an ur babee-daddy?
Hermyuhnee: um yes? Ur brayv an sma.. brai... inteluhgnt. An ur vois? OMG. Plz to be takin me nao.
Snaypes: *piks up Hermyuhnee an karries hur off to hiz roowm* ok!
An so dey mayd sweet sweet luvin. An den Snaypes took Hermyuhnee to teh ansehnt sirkles an dey was mayd man an wif. Dey had 4 babees (nawt at deh saym tym!) an livd hapily evr aftur.
Teh end.
Before you flame me, allow me to explain that this is intentionally bad - you've heard of LOLcats - well, this is LOLfic.
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Latest 25 Reviews for Blue Paynt
23 Reviews | 5.48/10 Average
if house elves could write fanfic... a total hoot! thanks
Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)
I never thought about it that way - but it does seem rather Elf-ish!
YES1! des the bestes fic i eva red/
Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)
O my, fanks sooo much. :D
I think I just died, lol. That was brilliant.
Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)
Plz to nawt be dyin' on dis kitteh's account :D An FANKS!
Well done, in the sense that it's exactly the LOL millieu. I nearly had to read it out loud to understand it!
Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)
Then I haz dun mah job. :D
Oh god this made me howl!Brilliant stuff... thank you soo much!
Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)
You're so welcome!
Plz to be takin me nao! Hilarious!
Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)
Heee! Thanks!
LMFAO I'm a huge LOL cat fan. This is awesome. More please...
Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)
You should check out the hpcon_envy LiveJournal community. Click on the LOL!fic tag.
that. was priceless. thank you for making my day.
Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)
You are so welcome!
Weird!! Thank God, I'm a linguist, I love this stuff!!!!
Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)
It's very weird :D Glad you liked!
O hai I iz happee to givin' u bestest revew (& cheezburger 2 if I coulds). Fanks for LOLs 
Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)
Ur sew welkum.
I love how you had to explain that it was intentionally bad. 
I love LOL Cats and this was really cute and funny. Good job! Pleez alow me to gib u sum shinies.
Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)
Fanks for teh shineez!!!!
Admittedly, I haven't read much sicFic, but even so, this is probably the cleverest slaughter of the English language I've seen in quite some time.
Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)
Heh. Thank you very much. I wish I could claim credit for the idea, but AnonymousPlume started it.
For something so short it took me nearly twice as time as I usually do to read it. I'm not a native speaker, and this is absolutely awful to me as I have to read aloud and hear what I say to understand a thing. But that was fun (especially Snape fainting) and I loved it.
Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)
The good thing about it is that if you do read it aloud, it should theoretically sound the same...
Hysterically funny! Just what I needed to start the day! I love LOLCats, though I can't bring myself to actually "speak" it :) I hope you post more like this soon!!
Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)
O fanks. AnonymousPlume started it, and there are a few more LOL!fics posted on the hpcon_envy LiveJournal group.
LOL, I almost thought you texted it all. This is awesome. =o)
Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)
O fanks for ur nise revew an o! dose shinee, shinee starz. I haz a happy.
O Hai. Dis de bestes fic evers! wold be better wif cheezburger tho. LOL!
Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)
Fanks! I did rite on wif cheezburger but iz nawt posted hear yet.
O hai iz n yur Petilint Poitiss rotflmao! Fanks!
Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)
*beems* o hai, I iz happee to be givin u LOLz. Ur prayse, it fils me wif joye.
How did you write this and not die laughing? And the consistency in the mispelling. LOL indeed.
Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)
If you check out hpcon_envy on LJ, you'll see that AnonymousPlume started it. I just jumped on the bandwagon.
(attempt at LOL cat review) u haz mayd meh laugh wif dis. *iz grately plezed*
Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)
O I iz happee to giv u a LOL :D
ROFLMAO! Excellent! Absolutely freaking wonderful!!!
Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)
o fanks :D
I believe I've read this fic before. ;)
Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)
:) It was first posted to the hpcon_envy LJ group :)
The only thing that could make this better would be to have actual LOLCats in the roles of Snaypes and Hermyuhnee. Plz to kip eye out for sootbl foto pics.
Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)
We haz found sum bfore, LOLZ!