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| The Reverend Robert McGonagall never would have guessed he'd spend Christmas surrounded by wizards and witches in a magical castle. But when an illnes... |
Last Updated: 2020/01/16
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 4053
| A Hogwarts version of the traditional tale, starring the dour Potions master and the resident know-it-all.... |
Last Updated: 2019/12/17
Chapters: 6 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 14739
| It's 1994 and Severus Snape has his hands full with the Dark Lord's return. But Delphi Riddle has something much bigger in mind...... |
Last Updated: 2019/12/02
Chapters: 21 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 23652
| Padma and Hermione invite Dark Draco to become an Arithmancy professor.... |
Last Updated: 2019/06/16
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2871
| A trader on the edge of the wizarding world is about to turn Snape's world upside down.... |
Last Updated: 2019/06/11
Chapters: 38 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 49818
| At first, she'd found ways to fill the world with sound and the chaos that she had always craved, even as a young girl. Now, she was only left with th... |
Last Updated: 2019/04/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3916
| Ten years after Harry Potter defeated Voldemort, the Wizarding World seems safe--until two Hogwarts students disappear without a trace in the Forbidde... |
Last Updated: 2019/04/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 1714
| In this follow-up to Epithalamium, Minerva and Albus venture into the Muggle world to enjoy a romantic winter interlude in Venice. Join them as... |
Last Updated: 2019/03/22
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 24427
| Ginny finds a certain set of robes in Hermione's wardrobe, which leads to a confrontation between The Black Bat and The Golden Girl. It does not, how... |
Last Updated: 2019/03/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 4093
| Victims from a late war poisoning attack have one hope of survival - incarcerated Death Eater Severus Snape. Can he be convinced to not only help save... |
Last Updated: 2019/02/20
Chapters: 8 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 29741
Azkaban changes people and Lucius Malfoy is no exception. And he finds his position with the Death Eaters has also changed.
"Don't you see?" I... |
Last Updated: 2019/02/14
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 13978
| A tired, old-feeling man has all but given up on life. As the war ends, he finds himself challenged-and charmed-by a witch who's lost as much as he ha... |
Last Updated: 2018/10/19
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 7818
| A look behind canon at the youngest of a poor and beleaguered family - not sweetness and light.... |
Last Updated: 2018/10/14
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 4867
| Now complete. A hurried journey through the rain, a hastily turned corner, and Hermione runs right into a man she never thought to see again. No. That... |
Last Updated: 2018/10/11
Chapters: 25 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 54689
| Once upon a time, a Dark Wizard, three witches, and a house elf ...... |
Last Updated: 2018/10/08
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 2684
| After Nagini’s bite, Severus can’t be saved unless he’s restored to age nineteen. His past in between is now forgotten. Will he choose the light, or c... |
Last Updated: 2018/07/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 16317
| There was nothing left for her to give.... |
Last Updated: 2018/06/25
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1963
| Warning: Our team of writers cannot sustain this story line.... |
Last Updated: 2018/06/23
Chapters: 6 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 10472
| Sometimes a veritable treasure can be found in an unexpected place.... |
Last Updated: 2018/06/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 6189
| Before she was Professor McGonagall, she was Minerva Macnair. After an arranged marriage forces her into an impossible situation, Minerva does what sh... |
Last Updated: 2018/06/23
Chapters: 48 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 178319
| Sirius Black's plan to get his girl under the mistletoe goes awry when Reg and Lily stumble in.... |
Last Updated: 2018/05/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2513
| Chaos ensues when the Familiars at Hogwarts decide to play matchmaker.... |
Last Updated: 2018/02/10
Chapters: 20 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 73914
| Many wondered what happened to the Hermione that was replaced in the timeline of Time's Treasure. This is her story.... |
Last Updated: 2018/01/15
Chapters: 12 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 33371
| Albus Dumbledore has a plan. And it's a good one. Because he's a very clever man. Set during OoP.... |
Last Updated: 2018/01/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2776
| A Christmas song to the tune of 'Jolly Old St Nicholas'.... |
Last Updated: 2017/12/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 132
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Welcome to THE PETULANT POETESS, a moderated online fiction archive dedicated to both Harry Potter Fanfiction and Original Stories and Poetry.
The Petulant Poetess archive was founded by NotSoSaintly in April of 2005 with the idea of creating a friendly atmosphere, dedicated to guiding and encouraging budding authors as well as accommodating the more seasoned writer. Stories going through the moderation process receive a final polishing through communication with the author with the express intent of presenting quality stories for the reader. A list of hard-working admins who contribute their free time out of love for the craft of writing and helping others may be found on the About Us page.
So grab a story off the shelf, pull up a chair, and get comfortable; the library is open, the tea (or coffee if you prefer) is hot, and everyone is welcome.
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| Every night, she prayed she wouldn't hear his name.
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Last Updated: 2016/01/30
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 152
| Even an old spy can be caught off-guard.... |
Last Updated: 2016/01/16
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 518
| Hermione survives her ordeal in Malfoy Manor, but her reality is somewhat different from the one we've been told.... |
Last Updated: 2015/12/09
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2464
| He was wrapped around her perfect, little fingers.... |
Last Updated: 2015/12/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 155
| Sometimes the most difficult battle to endure is the healing after the war.... |
Last Updated: 2015/11/01
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 325
| A new dinner guest arrives at Malfoy Manor. Drabble challenge on the Facebook group Muffliato!... |
Last Updated: 2015/10/30
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 193
| Severus is unwilling to fulfill his side of a bargain he's made with Hermione. (GS100 'Master's Touch' challenge)... |
Last Updated: 2015/09/05
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 138
| Hermione notices something unusual about Severus Snape. (GS100 'Corner of the Eye' challenge)... |
Last Updated: 2015/09/05
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 112
| Hermione returns to the family home in search of a certain someone… (GS100 Multiple Snapes challenge)... |
Last Updated: 2015/08/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 120
| Hermione and Severus have created between them a very… unique version of family life. A string of universe-sharing drabbles.... |
Last Updated: 2015/08/22
Chapters: 11 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1746
| There are some things we don't realize we know until we say them out loud.... |
Last Updated: 2015/08/04
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 222
| Drabble series for LJ's grangersnape100
Challenge: Through the Keyhole.... |
Last Updated: 2015/06/14
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 933
| Severus and Hermione learn something new about the familiar.... |
Last Updated: 2015/05/30
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 229
| There is something about his hands.... |
Last Updated: 2015/05/08
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 182
| Scorpius saved his most important thank-you note for last. It took until he returned to school to find the words. Another “A Credit to Their Houses” s... |
Last Updated: 2015/03/31
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 309
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| Four impressions of winter... |
Last Updated: 2017/01/08
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 53
| Rage, a seasoned assassin, lives by his own rules.
Lucinda, his latest target, is sixteen, snappish, and can truly take care of herself. She grew up... |
Last Updated: 2015/05/06
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 2806
Last Updated: 2015/02/27
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 15
| What's there to forgive, really?... |
Last Updated: 2014/10/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 18
| Four years after Ari and Dagur’s forced marriage, not many know the man at the future king’s side. Dagur, the king’s nephew, is convinced secrecy is n... |
Last Updated: 2014/01/29
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1004
| Ecstatic love poem that came to me on the morning of New Year's Eve.... |
Last Updated: 2014/01/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 105
| You caught him once again unawares, well done. He shrinks before your eyes, even though every word you utter is meaningless and without any shred of t... |
Last Updated: 2014/01/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 791
| Music. Intricately woven into the tapestry of the universe. Such immense beauty, words fail.... |
Last Updated: 2013/12/26
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1568
| Something I wrote in a haze!!... |
Last Updated: 2013/10/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 118
Last Updated: 2013/05/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 100
| A poem of the seasons.... |
Last Updated: 2013/05/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 144
| Greed, sleeping, too stupid to care, oh no wait, too brain washed to care... |
Last Updated: 2013/03/01
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 157
| Amanda Ryder never asked for her special ESP gifts--only her family never believed her innocence. Now, her virginity just became a matter of life and ... |
Last Updated: 2013/01/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2084
| With the life of his sister and newborn nephew at stake, shapeshifter Ari is trapped in a castle and compelled to accept a situation he’d dreaded: he ... |
Last Updated: 2012/11/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 555
| Finalist, 2011 Valley Forge RWA "Sheila" Award... John and Paul have build a strong foundation of love between them. Will Beth be added strength to th... |
Last Updated: 2012/10/01
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3623
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| Apart from it being an artefact of considerable antiquity, no one at the Department Of Mysteries cou ... |
| Five years after the fall of Voldemort, Hermione and Severus receive unhappy news. ... |
| Out of the frying pan, into the fire. Sometimes, getting away from it all means there's nowhere to g ... |
| Hermione, as Headmistress, commissions a portrait of Severus Snape. The results are more than she e ... |
| Hermione has been a prisoner since Voldemort won five years ago. Her bleak existence changes one ni ... |
| In which Harry is somewhat indiscriminately randy, Snape struggles manfully to be completely oblivio ... |
| You know what they say about a woman who prefers to live with her cat… ... |
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Greetings!
During the next week TPP will be transferring to a new host. We have been informed that the site should not experience any downtime during this process. If you happen to notice anything glitchy, please send an email to us at: thepetulantpoetess@gmail.com regarding the issue you have experienced and we will address it with the new host promptly. Thank you! |
~BrenaMarie~
2019/06/14 - 10:10PM
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| TPP Back and up and Running Again! |
| Better late than never, eh? We're up and running again, thanks to a fair few generous souls who still love the fandom and TPP. Thank you all who contributed! There will be more news shortly, as currently we are having a temporary solution in place, so watch this space! If you have submitted a chapter, we will get to it. If you are a reader, please leave a review so the author knows their story is being read. If you are a spammer, I won't apologise for cutting off your ability to spam. If you are a human, thrive on kindness, not vengeance. |
~karelia~
2019/05/31 - 04:05PM
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| Et lux perpetua luceat ei. |
| We are very sorry to have recieved news that TPP author LariLee has recently passed away. Her family and friends remain in our thoughts - Requiescat in pace, Lisa. |
~juniperus~
2017/08/15 - 01:25PM
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| We have nearly enough to renew the site for another two years, but not quite enough. Donate to headmistress@thepetulantpoetess.com now to keep the site going. Renewal is needed six days from now. Thank you. |
~karelia~
2017/03/20 - 05:05PM
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