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Before I Saw Your Face [MA (NC-17)]
by Subversa
[Reviews: 64]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Two years post-war, the world is settling again into a regular rhythm. The Boy Who Lived has a lover and a new business, and his two best friends are ...
Last Updated: 2015/04/25
Chapters: 10 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 32561

Unexpected Bedfellows [T (PG-13)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 12]
Category: Azkaban Prison
Category: Hogwarts Castle
After waking up in bed with a former Death Eater, Hermione panics and is eager to put the ordeal from her mind. However, she just can’t get him out of...
Last Updated: 2015/04/24
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3157

I've Got Voldemort Licked. [K (G)]
by peskipiksi
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Azkaban Prison
Harry gloats over his defeat of the Dark Lord....
Last Updated: 2015/04/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 165

Winter Heat [MA (NC-17)]
by unamadridista
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Malfoy Manor
While holidaying with her friends at a ski resort in the French Alps, Hermione becomes unexpectedly reacquainted with someone from her past. Despite t...
Last Updated: 2015/04/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 2448

Swallows and Stars [MA (NC-17)]
by Hikorichan
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Hermione and Severus find themselves lost and struggling after the war, but in very different ways. Can the memories of a dead man bring Hermione clar...
Last Updated: 2015/04/15
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 3311

An Orphan For Christmas [M (R)]
by Bardsdaughter
[Reviews: 175]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Sometimes an unwanted gift becomes the most treasured possession....
Last Updated: 2015/04/15
Chapters: 19 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 27311

Dark Veela [K+ (PG)]
by kittyperry
[Reviews: 412]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Severus Snape lies dying in the Shrieking Shack when he sees a vision of his mother....
Last Updated: 2015/04/14
Chapters: 40 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 173022

The Love Letter [K+ (PG)]
by Helena Rickman
[Reviews: 7]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Valentine's Day can be full of love and can be bittersweet....
Last Updated: 2015/03/09
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 964

Cloak of Darkness [MA (NC-17)]
by unamadridista
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Spying on her Defense teacher for Harry was supposed to be a boring task, but Hermione soon discovers just how thrilling it really is. In the dark, fo...
Last Updated: 2015/03/08
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 2825

The Leather-Bound Promise [M (R)]
by Helena Rickman
[Reviews: 54]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Snape is in a bad place following the war. Hermione wants to help. Can they find enough in common to become friends, maybe more?...
Last Updated: 2015/03/08
Chapters: 13 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 17085

The Twists of Fate [MA (NC-17)]
by nagandsev
[Reviews: 50]
Category: Shrieking Shack
Category: Hogwarts Castle
The final pairings of Remus and Nagini, and Severus against Sirius, in the Dark Arts competition for the Young Wizards Merit Award during their sixth ...
Last Updated: 2015/03/07
Chapters: 11 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 41351

A Christmas Vow [M (R)]
by Alexannah
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
One Christmas Eve, after a particularly unpleasant Occlumency lesson, Severus is visited by a ghost. Lily is furious over how he has treated her son—a...
Last Updated: 2015/03/04
Chapters: 3 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 3325

Cupid’s Debt to Dumbledore or Thanks to a Venereal Rat with Wings [T (PG-13)]
by Betz
[Reviews: 9]
Category: Potions Under Duress
A response to the 2005 Valentine's Day Carny Ride challenge issued by MsJessicaAllen on WIKTT. Hermione is a lone rider on "The Tunnel of Love" until ...
Last Updated: 2015/03/03
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 10065

Playing a New Game [M (R)]
by Ladymage Samiko
[Reviews: 12]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: Malfoy Manor
Hermione and Snape get along fairly well as housemates following the war when the invitation to the Anniversary Ball causes Hermione to take a good, l...
Last Updated: 2015/02/27
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 8290

Pet Haiku [K+ (PG)]
by MHaydn
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Poetry: Haiku
About two sisters...
Last Updated: 2015/02/27
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 15

A Place in the World [M (R)]
by noodle
[Reviews: 276]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Apart from it being an artefact of considerable antiquity, no one at the Department Of Mysteries could determine what it was. It was taken from the bo...
Last Updated: 2015/02/24
Chapters: 32 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 254751

Tale As Old As Time [M (R)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 11]
Category: Shrieking Shack
This is their story, of the girl who tamed the beast within....
Last Updated: 2015/02/21
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 5462

Draco Malfoy and the Jewels of Power [T (PG-13)]
by MHaydn
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Courage and determination save the day....
Last Updated: 2015/02/21
Chapters: 3 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3972

Traveling With Her Soul In His Pocket [MA (NC-17)]
by TeddyRadiator
[Reviews: 13]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Ever since her second year, Hermione’s relationship with Professor Snape has been complicated. How can she explain to him how the touch of his wool ro...
Last Updated: 2015/02/21
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 7678

All I Want [T (PG-13)]
by Dreamy_Dragon
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Category: Forbidden Forest
Some things never change. Or do they?...
Last Updated: 2015/02/21
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1137

Of Myth and Magic [T (PG-13)]
by Wonk
[Reviews: 12]
Category: Potions Under Duress
She knew it wasn't good for her, standing here like this, waiting for something that wasn't there to appear. Something spectacular to happen between m...
Last Updated: 2015/02/21
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 2668

Dragons in the Dungeon [K+ (PG)]
by MsTree
[Reviews: 30]
Category: Potions Under Duress
This story is a sequel to Velvet Song's "Damsels and Dragons". Severus apparently has not conquered the curse after all, or is there something else go...
Last Updated: 2015/02/21
Chapters: 9 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 22906

Saying Goodbye [M (R)]
by Pikachu
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
They never got to say goodbye....
Last Updated: 2015/02/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 36

The Alchemist's Agenda [MA (NC-17)]
by baylor713
[Reviews: 35]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Witches and wizards have always carried the burden of their allegiances to the dark or to the light. The choice to follow one or the other dictates a ...
Last Updated: 2015/02/12
Chapters: 19 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 33597

Every Saint Is An Accident [MA (NC-17)]
by TeddyRadiator
[Reviews: 9]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Petunia Evans saw her sister as the the symbol of perfection she could never attain. Severus Snape saw her as the ultimate woman he could never win. T...
Last Updated: 2015/02/09
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 14391

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Many Thanks, Part 6 [K (G)]
by dracontia
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Scorpius saved his most important thank-you note for last. It took until he returned to school to find the words. Another “A Credit to Their Houses” s...
Last Updated: 2015/03/31
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 309

Hogwarts' New Portrait [K (G)]
by richardgloucester
[Reviews: 17]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Category: GrangerSnape100
This double drabble was written as a small tribute to Terry Pratchett, who died on March 12th, 2015. Of course he knew about Hogwarts. Of course he ...
Last Updated: 2015/03/14
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 209

Many Thanks, Part 5 [K (G)]
by dracontia
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Malfoy Manor
The day after Christmas, Scorpius dutifully sits down with quill, ink, and parchment. Another “A Credit to Their Houses” sequel, set in our trio’s Fir...
Last Updated: 2015/02/26
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 127

Body Language [T (PG-13)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
A small, intimate moment between them. ...
Last Updated: 2015/02/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 155

Half-pecked [K (G)]
by stgulik
[Reviews: 5]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Further adventures of Granger & Snape, wand core hunters...
Last Updated: 2015/02/16
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 126

Many Thanks, Part 4 [K (G)]
by dracontia
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Malfoy Manor
The day after Christmas, Scorpius dutifully sits down with quill, ink, and parchment. . Another “A Credit to Their Houses” sequel, set in our trio’s F...
Last Updated: 2015/01/31
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 104

1998. June 20. Sunset. [T (PG-13)]
by Savva
[Reviews: 6]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
Just a short conversation in a moonlit garden. Drabble....
Last Updated: 2015/01/24
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 332

As the Confetti Rained Down [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
Hermione, Severus, and their daughter share a small moment during the Christmas season....
Last Updated: 2015/01/16
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 149

Vampire!Hermione Relapsed [MA (NC-17)]
by Amita
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Chronicle of a descent. Not much is held back. ...
Last Updated: 2015/01/14
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3465

Many Thanks, Part 3 [K (G)]
by dracontia
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Malfoy Manor
The day after Christmas, Scorpius dutifully sits down with quill, ink, and parchment. Some notes inspire a reply. Another “A Credit to Their Houses” s...
Last Updated: 2015/01/11
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 238

Many Thanks, Part 2 [K (G)]
by dracontia
[Reviews: 7]
Category: Malfoy Manor
The day after Christmas, Scorpius dutifully sits down with quill, ink, and parchment--for which he also shows due gratitude. Another “A Credit to Thei...
Last Updated: 2015/01/06
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 148

A Very Long Christmas Eve Day [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
Hermione and Severus are woken up by their son, Silas....
Last Updated: 2015/01/05
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 164

Many Thanks, Part 1 [K (G)]
by dracontia
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
The day after Christmas, Scorpius dutifully sits down with quill, ink, and parchment. Another “A Credit to Their Houses” sequel, set in our trio’s Fir...
Last Updated: 2014/12/29
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 166

Vampire!Hermione Rescued [MA (NC-17)]
by Amita
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Potions Under Duress
An innocuous adventure....
Last Updated: 2014/11/29
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1314

Family Tendencies [K (G)]
by dracontia
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Once upon a time, a boy went to his grandfather’s funeral and came home with a magical toy. Four years later, something came of it. Sequel to ‘Our Cou...
Last Updated: 2014/11/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 218

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Once Upon A Time [M (R)]
by JunoMagic
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
A prayer to alien archeologists....
Last Updated: 2012/06/16
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 253

Soul Naming: A Story For Mason From His Memah [K+ (PG)]
by stripedtigress
[Reviews: 15]
Category: Short Story
I wrote this piece last Christmas shortly after the death of our only grandchild to SIDS (Sudden Infant Death Syndrome), more commonly known as Crib/C...
Last Updated: 2012/04/25
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1272

For The Boys [T (PG-13)]
by Maria Lynette
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Category: Poetry: Other
Category:
Category: Poetry: Other
For the boys of my past . . ....
Last Updated: 2012/02/27
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1018

Unnatural Wizardry [M (R)]
by Cosette
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Novelette
In a world with two competing factions (Wizardry and Military), one Wizard breaks the rules. This story contains sci-fi and fantasy elements.

Th...

Last Updated: 2012/02/24
Chapters: 16 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 19586

Old Enough to Know Better [M (R)]
by shosier
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Novelette
When the man of a fanfiction writer's fantasy becomes an all-too-real temptation, Melanie Morganstern's life begins to spin out of control...
Last Updated: 2012/02/14
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3044

Tainted Soul [K+ (PG)]
by chivalric
[Reviews: 25]
Category: Novelette
This is the first chapter of my (now published) novel Tainted Soul, sequel to Tainted Blood (Click here to read)...
Last Updated: 2012/01/21
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 8905

Procrastination [M (R)]
by Savva
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Short Story
Category: Drabbles
"To think too long about doing a thing often becomes its undoing." – Eva Young. A series of drabbles about real dangers of procrastination. ...
Last Updated: 2012/01/03
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 529

Darkness Within [K+ (PG)]
by ServantsPet
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Enjoy :)...
Last Updated: 2011/12/31
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 64

My Muse Is Gone [K (G)]
by HannahSmith
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Lost love....
Last Updated: 2011/12/18
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 97

Grimly Goes the Night [K+ (PG)]
by reets67
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
A poetic ride through the badlands of night terrors....
Last Updated: 2011/11/22
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 137

Lady Autumn [K+ (PG)]
by MuseAmusant
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Just a tiny seasonal piece I submitted to an online poetry competition. Hope you like it....
Last Updated: 2011/11/06
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 22

No, I am Not in Love With You [K+ (PG)]
by reets67
[Reviews: 9]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
For all those who find themselves in the unenviable position of falling in love with a friend...
Last Updated: 2011/08/15
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 173

Liner Notes [K (G)]
by Fawkes_07
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Short Story
Nonfiction--these are the liner notes to the CD I just released. Offered as a partial explanation as to why I never seem to get around to finishing my...
Last Updated: 2011/07/29
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1660

Hands All Over [T (PG-13)]
by xDistortedx
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Short Story
Category: Drabbles
She loved him. For a long time. Him and his hands. ...
Last Updated: 2011/07/06
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 290

Long Shadow of Xayaburi [K+ (PG)]
by Alison
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Short Story
This came about from an essay I had to research in university about the economic and environmental effects that will be done to the Mekong River and t...
Last Updated: 2011/06/18
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 746

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No Loyalty in the Moonlight [M (R)]
by Ariadne AWS
[Reviews: 351]
Category: Potions Under Duress
*Complete* Because some secrets aren't meant to stay buried. Years after the final battle, Hermione ...

Dark Roast [T (PG-13)]
by lady_rhian
[Reviews: 112]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Runner Up, Best Het Fic, Multifaceted Awards Round Six. The war is over, and Hermione continu ...

A Tale of Two Men [K+ (PG)]
by ancientgirl
[Reviews: 315]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Category: Potions Under Duress
**COMPLETE** *Not HBP Compliant* Lucius Malfoy has been a Death Eater most of his adult life. A near ...

The Hermann Chronicles [MA (NC-17)]
by Fairfield
[Reviews: 58]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Category: Malfoy Manor
    This tale is for readers interested in adventures and perspectives that a canon character ...

    Master of Enchantment [M (R)]
    by Subversa
    [Reviews: 60]
    Category: Potions Under Duress
    Winner in Round Six of the Multifaceted Awards in the category Aphrodisia. It begins the sum ...

    Let Someone ELSE Tell You About the Birds and the Bees [T (PG-13)]
    by dracontia
    [Reviews: 151]
    Category: Category: The Sex Ed Challenge
    Do you mean to say that there might be issues with sex at a coeducational boarding school? (Gasp!) A ...

    Masters and Servants [MA (NC-17)]
    by HogwartsHoney
    [Reviews: 49]
    Category: Forbidden Forest
    Several months after Dumbledore's death Harry tracks down Snape to even the score, but what transpir ...

    Professor Snape, in the Bedroom, with the Chocolate Ice Cream [MA (NC-17)]
    by melusin
    [Reviews: 49]
    Category: Potions Under Duress
    Oh and there's a Blindfold - I forgot to mention the Blindfold! ...

    Confessions of a Coward [M (R)]
    by Celisnebula
    [Reviews: 5]
    Category: Shrieking Shack
    Ever wonder how Peter Pettigrew became the man (or rat) he is? Well look no further... ...

    In Annulo [MA (NC-17)]
    by ladyofthemasque
    [Reviews: 487]
    Category: Potions Under Duress
    It began with a letter, and a secret. Was it madness to trust? Was it a secret salvation? Or was ...



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