In which Fred and George invent Extendable Ears and hear more than they ever wanted to.... Last Updated: 2020/05/06 Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2161
A new year is dawning in the sleepy Muggle village where Severus Snape has found refuge after the war. He has settled down nicely, with a woman by his... Last Updated: 2020/05/02 Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 8031
The Reverend Robert McGonagall never would have guessed he'd spend Christmas surrounded by wizards and witches in a magical castle. But when an illnes... Last Updated: 2020/01/16 Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 4053
A Hogwarts version of the traditional tale, starring the dour Potions master and the resident know-it-all.... Last Updated: 2019/12/17 Chapters: 6 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 14739
It's 1994 and Severus Snape has his hands full with the Dark Lord's return. But Delphi Riddle has something much bigger in mind...... Last Updated: 2019/12/02 Chapters: 21 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 23652
Padma and Hermione invite Dark Draco to become an Arithmancy professor.... Last Updated: 2019/06/16 Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2871
A trader on the edge of the wizarding world is about to turn Snape's world upside down.... Last Updated: 2019/06/11 Chapters: 38 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 49818
At first, she'd found ways to fill the world with sound and the chaos that she had always craved, even as a young girl. Now, she was only left with th... Last Updated: 2019/04/28 Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3916
Ten years after Harry Potter defeated Voldemort, the Wizarding World seems safe--until two Hogwarts students disappear without a trace in the Forbidde... Last Updated: 2019/04/23 Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 1714
In this follow-up to Epithalamium, Minerva and Albus venture into the Muggle world to enjoy a romantic winter interlude in Venice. Join them as... Last Updated: 2019/03/22 Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 24427
Ginny finds a certain set of robes in Hermione's wardrobe, which leads to a confrontation between The Black Bat and The Golden Girl. It does not, how... Last Updated: 2019/03/07 Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 4093
Victims from a late war poisoning attack have one hope of survival - incarcerated Death Eater Severus Snape. Can he be convinced to not only help save... Last Updated: 2019/02/20 Chapters: 8 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 29741
Azkaban changes people and Lucius Malfoy is no exception. And he finds his position with the Death Eaters has also changed. "Don't you see?" I... Last Updated: 2019/02/14 Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 13978
A tired, old-feeling man has all but given up on life. As the war ends, he finds himself challenged-and charmed-by a witch who's lost as much as he ha... Last Updated: 2018/10/19 Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 7818
A look behind canon at the youngest of a poor and beleaguered family - not sweetness and light.... Last Updated: 2018/10/14 Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 4867
Now complete. A hurried journey through the rain, a hastily turned corner, and Hermione runs right into a man she never thought to see again. No. That... Last Updated: 2018/10/11 Chapters: 25 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 54689
Once upon a time, a Dark Wizard, three witches, and a house elf ...... Last Updated: 2018/10/08 Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 2684
After Nagini’s bite, Severus can’t be saved unless he’s restored to age nineteen. His past in between is now forgotten. Will he choose the light, or c... Last Updated: 2018/07/28 Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 16317
There was nothing left for her to give.... Last Updated: 2018/06/25 Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1963
Warning: Our team of writers cannot sustain this story line.... Last Updated: 2018/06/23 Chapters: 6 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 10472
Sometimes a veritable treasure can be found in an unexpected place.... Last Updated: 2018/06/23 Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 6189
Before she was Professor McGonagall, she was Minerva Macnair. After an arranged marriage forces her into an impossible situation, Minerva does what sh... Last Updated: 2018/06/23 Chapters: 48 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 178319
Sirius Black's plan to get his girl under the mistletoe goes awry when Reg and Lily stumble in.... Last Updated: 2018/05/28 Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2513
Chaos ensues when the Familiars at Hogwarts decide to play matchmaker.... Last Updated: 2018/02/10 Chapters: 20 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 73914
Many wondered what happened to the Hermione that was replaced in the timeline of Time's Treasure. This is her story.... Last Updated: 2018/01/15 Chapters: 12 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 33371
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Written for the GS100 "Muggle movie" challenge... Last Updated: 2018/05/28 Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 309
A Potions master returning home for summer and a pleasant distraction.... Last Updated: 2017/07/12 Chapters: 12 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3796
Young Severus gets a Muggle cookbook as a birthday gift from his roommate. Find out why.
Written for the Muffliato! drabble challenge for Snap... Last Updated: 2017/05/27 Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 113
When Snape is given a gift certificate at the best brothel in London, he knows just what to do with it.... Last Updated: 2017/01/14 Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 149
Aberforth manages to surprise an old friend... Last Updated: 2017/01/04 Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 225
Aurors Granger and Snape had nothing on him, nothing.... Last Updated: 2016/09/11 Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 429
It's said that bad things happen in threes. Severus discovers what sort of things can happen after that when Granger becomes involved…... Last Updated: 2016/09/08 Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 992
Hermione misses him more with every passing day.... Last Updated: 2016/05/28 Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 167
Snape deals with his conscience when he has Hermione the only way he can. (non-graphic non-con themes)... Last Updated: 2016/05/26 Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 285
Hermione & Severus prepare for a formal evening.... Last Updated: 2016/05/20 Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 190
The origin story of Snape & Granger, Wand Core Hunters... Last Updated: 2016/04/27 Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 429
She watches, silent, hidden. …He watches, mystified, invisible.
Small moments from the lives of Hermione and Severus during the last year.... Last Updated: 2016/02/14 Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 128
Hermione warns Severus against Fred and George's party favours, offering him one of her own.
... Last Updated: 2016/01/30 Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 152
Today her heart bleeds, as grief sinks its teeth into it deeper and deeper, and only one thought pulses in her temples, Never again.... Last Updated: 2016/01/30 Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 350
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A song-like poem about finding love and keeping it.... Last Updated: 2012/08/31 Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 192
The flames paint strange figures and tell even stranger stories.... Last Updated: 2012/06/30 Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 145
A visit to a quirky yet functional kitchen.... Last Updated: 2012/06/17 Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 1599
A prayer to alien archeologists.... Last Updated: 2012/06/16 Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 253
I wrote this piece last Christmas shortly after the death of our only grandchild to SIDS (Sudden Infant Death Syndrome), more commonly known as Crib/C... Last Updated: 2012/04/25 Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1272
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In a world with two competing factions (Wizardry and Military), one Wizard breaks the rules. This story contains sci-fi and fantasy elements.
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When the man of a fanfiction writer's fantasy becomes an all-too-real temptation, Melanie Morganstern's life begins to spin out of control... Last Updated: 2012/02/14 Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3044
This is the first chapter of my (now published) novel Tainted Soul, sequel to Tainted Blood (Click here to read)... Last Updated: 2012/01/21 Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 8905
"To think too long about doing a thing often becomes its undoing." – Eva Young. A series of drabbles about real dangers of procrastination. ... Last Updated: 2012/01/03 Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 529
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A poetic ride through the badlands of night terrors.... Last Updated: 2011/11/22 Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 137
Just a tiny seasonal piece I submitted to an online poetry competition. Hope you like it.... Last Updated: 2011/11/06 Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 22
For all those who find themselves in the unenviable position of falling in love with a friend... Last Updated: 2011/08/15 Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 173
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The Potions Master by BlackHound
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TPP Back and up and Running Again!
Better late than never, eh? We're up and running again, thanks to a fair few generous souls who still love the fandom and TPP. Thank you all who contributed! There will be more news shortly, as currently we are having a temporary solution in place, so watch this space! If you have submitted a chapter, we will get to it. If you are a reader, please leave a review so the author knows their story is being read. If you are a spammer, I won't apologise for cutting off your ability to spam. If you are a human, thrive on kindness, not vengeance. ~karelia~ 2019/05/31 - 04:05PM [ 1 Comments]
Et lux perpetua luceat ei.
We are very sorry to have recieved news that TPP author LariLee has recently passed away. Her family and friends remain in our thoughts - Requiescat in pace, Lisa. ~juniperus~ 2017/08/15 - 01:25PM [ 2 Comments]
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