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The Augurey and the Serpent [MA (NC-17)]
by star_girl
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
It's 1994 and Severus Snape has his hands full with the Dark Lord's return. But Delphi Riddle has something much bigger in mind......
Last Updated: 2019/07/18
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 5990

Dark Draco, the Academics, and the Ravens [T (PG-13)]
by Fairfield
[Reviews: 0]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Padma and Hermione invite Dark Draco to become an Arithmancy professor....
Last Updated: 2019/06/16
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2871

Speaking in Tongues [MA (NC-17)]
by star_girl
[Reviews: 54]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
A trader on the edge of the wizarding world is about to turn Snape's world upside down....
Last Updated: 2019/06/11
Chapters: 38 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 49818

Silence [T (PG-13)]
by MaraudingManaged
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
At first, she'd found ways to fill the world with sound and the chaos that she had always craved, even as a young girl. Now, she was only left with th...
Last Updated: 2019/04/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3916

Forbidden [M (R)]
by Savageland
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Ten years after Harry Potter defeated Voldemort, the Wizarding World seems safe--until two Hogwarts students disappear without a trace in the Forbidde...
Last Updated: 2019/04/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 1714

Till A' the Seas Gang Dry [MA (NC-17)]
by Squibstress
[Reviews: 9]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
In this follow-up to Epithalamium, Minerva and Albus venture into the Muggle world to enjoy a romantic winter interlude in Venice. Join them as...
Last Updated: 2019/03/22
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 24427

Freudian Robes [M (R)]
by Ladymage Samiko
[Reviews: 7]
Category: sshg_promptfest
Category: Potions Under Duress
Ginny finds a certain set of robes in Hermione's wardrobe, which leads to a confrontation between The Black Bat and The Golden Girl. It does not, how...
Last Updated: 2019/03/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 4093

Work Release [T (PG-13)]
by phoenix
[Reviews: 75]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Victims from a late war poisoning attack have one hope of survival - incarcerated Death Eater Severus Snape. Can he be convinced to not only help save...
Last Updated: 2019/02/20
Chapters: 8 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 29741

Broken, Beaten, Scarred [T (PG-13)]
by phoenix
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Azkaban changes people and Lucius Malfoy is no exception. And he finds his position with the Death Eaters has also changed.

"Don't you see?" I...
Last Updated: 2019/02/14
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 13978

Inside the lines [T (PG-13)]
by Rose of the West
[Reviews: 8]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
A tired, old-feeling man has all but given up on life. As the war ends, he finds himself challenged-and charmed-by a witch who's lost as much as he ha...
Last Updated: 2018/10/19
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 7818

Ginevra's Quest [MA (NC-17)]
by Fairfield
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Category: Malfoy Manor
A look behind canon at the youngest of a poor and beleaguered family - not sweetness and light....
Last Updated: 2018/10/14
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 4867

Hermione Granger and the Taciturn Shopkeeper [MA (NC-17)]
by PlaidPooka
[Reviews: 76]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Now complete. A hurried journey through the rain, a hastily turned corner, and Hermione runs right into a man she never thought to see again. No. That...
Last Updated: 2018/10/11
Chapters: 25 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 54689

Dark Draco Saga [MA (NC-17)]
by Fairfield
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Once upon a time, a Dark Wizard, three witches, and a house elf ......
Last Updated: 2018/10/08
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 2684

Nineteen Again [T (PG-13)]
by debjunk
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: sshg_promptfest
After Nagini’s bite, Severus can’t be saved unless he’s restored to age nineteen. His past in between is now forgotten. Will he choose the light, or c...
Last Updated: 2018/07/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 16317

'Til There Was Nothing Left [M (R)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Malfoy Manor
There was nothing left for her to give....
Last Updated: 2018/06/25
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1963

The Plucky Heroine and the Big Bad [T (PG-13)]
by MHaydn
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Warning: Our team of writers cannot sustain this story line....
Last Updated: 2018/06/23
Chapters: 6 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 10472

Life in a Day [T (PG-13)]
by Dreamy_Dragon
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Sometimes a veritable treasure can be found in an unexpected place....
Last Updated: 2018/06/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 6189

A Slant-Told Tale [MA (NC-17)]
by Squibstress
[Reviews: 163]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Before she was Professor McGonagall, she was Minerva Macnair. After an arranged marriage forces her into an impossible situation, Minerva does what sh...
Last Updated: 2018/06/23
Chapters: 48 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 178319

Marauders and Mistletoe [K+ (PG)]
by stgulik
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Shrieking Shack
Sirius Black's plan to get his girl under the mistletoe goes awry when Reg and Lily stumble in....
Last Updated: 2018/05/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2513

Catspaws [T (PG-13)]
by Doomspark
[Reviews: 224]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category:
Category: The Challenge Floo-Network
Chaos ensues when the Familiars at Hogwarts decide to play matchmaker....
Last Updated: 2018/02/10
Chapters: 20 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 73914

Time's Treasure: Converging Timelines [T (PG-13)]
by debjunk
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Many wondered what happened to the Hermione that was replaced in the timeline of Time's Treasure. This is her story....
Last Updated: 2018/01/15
Chapters: 12 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 33371

A Cunning Plan [M (R)]
by kellychambliss
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Albus Dumbledore has a plan. And it's a good one. Because he's a very clever man. Set during OoP....
Last Updated: 2018/01/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2776

A Fangirl's Christmas Letter [K (G)]
by peskipiksi
[Reviews: 717]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
A Christmas song to the tune of 'Jolly Old St Nicholas'....
Last Updated: 2017/12/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 132

The Art of Resolution [K (G)]
by debjunk
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Severus decides to set some New Year's resolutions. Will he be able to see them through without embarrassing himself?...
Last Updated: 2017/11/29
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 9113

Marauder's Mapquest [K+ (PG)]
by debjunk
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: sshg_promptfest
Will the Marauder's Map help Severus get close to Hermione when nothing else has?...
Last Updated: 2017/11/29
Chapters: 4 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 5997

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Her Favourite Customer [T (PG-13)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
They both loved soup. ...
Last Updated: 2018/06/25
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 150

Intermission [K+ (PG)]
by stgulik
[Reviews: 1]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Written for the GS100 "Muggle movie" challenge...
Last Updated: 2018/05/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 309

A Summer Fling [M (R)]
by morgaine_dulac
[Reviews: 24]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
A Potions master returning home for summer and a pleasant distraction....
Last Updated: 2017/07/12
Chapters: 12 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3796

What's Cooking? [K+ (PG)]
by MayavanavihariniHarini
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Young Severus gets a Muggle cookbook as a birthday gift from his roommate. Find out why. Written for the Muffliato! drabble challenge for Snap...
Last Updated: 2017/05/27
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 113

The Best Brothel in London [T (PG-13)]
by morgaine_dulac
[Reviews: 18]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
When Snape is given a gift certificate at the best brothel in London, he knows just what to do with it....
Last Updated: 2017/01/14
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 149

Where There's a Will [K (G)]
by stgulik
[Reviews: 2]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Aberforth manages to surprise an old friend...
Last Updated: 2017/01/04
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 225

A Wish to Protect [K (G)]
by stgulik
[Reviews: 9]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
Aurors Granger and Snape had nothing on him, nothing....
Last Updated: 2016/09/11
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 429

Three Strikes, You're In [MA (NC-17)]
by Ladymage Samiko
[Reviews: 8]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
It's said that bad things happen in threes. Severus discovers what sort of things can happen after that when Granger becomes involved…...
Last Updated: 2016/09/08
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 992

With an Aching Heart [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Hermione misses him more with every passing day....
Last Updated: 2016/05/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 167

The Only Way [M (R)]
by Ladymage Samiko
[Reviews: 6]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
Snape deals with his conscience when he has Hermione the only way he can. (non-graphic non-con themes)...
Last Updated: 2016/05/26
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 285

Preparations [K+ (PG)]
by Ladymage Samiko
[Reviews: 4]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
Hermione & Severus prepare for a formal evening....
Last Updated: 2016/05/20
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 190

Other Way Around [K (G)]
by stgulik
[Reviews: 8]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
The origin story of Snape & Granger, Wand Core Hunters...
Last Updated: 2016/04/27
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 429

Watching Shadows [K+ (PG)]
by Ladymage Samiko
[Reviews: 5]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
She watches, silent, hidden. …He watches, mystified, invisible. Small moments from the lives of Hermione and Severus during the last year....
Last Updated: 2016/02/14
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 128

Care to Share? [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
Hermione warns Severus against Fred and George's party favours, offering him one of her own. ...
Last Updated: 2016/01/30
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 152

Never Again [T (PG-13)]
by Savva
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
Today her heart bleeds, as grief sinks its teeth into it deeper and deeper, and only one thought pulses in her temples, Never again....
Last Updated: 2016/01/30
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 350

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Four Winter Haiku [K+ (PG)]
by MHaydn
[Reviews: 0]
Category: Category: Poetry: Haiku
Four impressions of winter...
Last Updated: 2017/01/08
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 53

Rage--Forbidden Monastery [K+ (PG)]
by chivalric
[Reviews: 13]
Category: Novelette
Rage, a seasoned assassin, lives by his own rules. Lucinda, his latest target, is sixteen, snappish, and can truly take care of herself. She grew up...
Last Updated: 2015/05/06
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 2806

Pet Haiku [K+ (PG)]
by MHaydn
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Category: Poetry: Haiku
About two sisters...
Last Updated: 2015/02/27
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 15

Reality Check [K (G)]
by kittylefish
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
What's there to forgive, really?...
Last Updated: 2014/10/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 18

Crow and Crown [K+ (PG)]
by chivalric
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Novelette
Four years after Ari and Dagur’s forced marriage, not many know the man at the future king’s side. Dagur, the king’s nephew, is convinced secrecy is n...
Last Updated: 2014/01/29
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1004

I Am a Lover of the Universe [K+ (PG)]
by kittylefish
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Ecstatic love poem that came to me on the morning of New Year's Eve....
Last Updated: 2014/01/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 105

The Universe Addresses a Bully [M (R)]
by karelia
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Short Story
You caught him once again unawares, well done. He shrinks before your eyes, even though every word you utter is meaningless and without any shred of t...
Last Updated: 2014/01/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 791

The Music of the Spheres [K+ (PG)]
by karelia
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Short Story
Music. Intricately woven into the tapestry of the universe. Such immense beauty, words fail....
Last Updated: 2013/12/26
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1568

Me and You [K+ (PG)]
by oohdear
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Something I wrote in a haze!!...
Last Updated: 2013/10/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 118

Tree of my Heart [K+ (PG)]
by JunoMagic
[Reviews: 8]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Category:
Category: Poetry: Other
A tree poem....
Last Updated: 2013/05/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 100

The Gallery of Seasons [K+ (PG)]
by JunoMagic
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Category:
Category: Poetry: Other
A poem of the seasons....
Last Updated: 2013/05/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 144

Me, me and me [K (G)]
by oohdear
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Category:
Category: Poetry: Free Form
Greed, sleeping, too stupid to care, oh no wait, too brain washed to care...
Last Updated: 2013/03/01
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 157

Brimstone [K+ (PG)]
by shosier
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Novelette
Amanda Ryder never asked for her special ESP gifts--only her family never believed her innocence. Now, her virginity just became a matter of life and ...
Last Updated: 2013/01/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2084

Crow and Firefly [K+ (PG)]
by chivalric
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Novelette
With the life of his sister and newborn nephew at stake, shapeshifter Ari is trapped in a castle and compelled to accept a situation he’d dreaded: he ...
Last Updated: 2012/11/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 555

Nine Dates [K+ (PG)]
by shosier
[Reviews: 10]
Category: Novelette
Finalist, 2011 Valley Forge RWA "Sheila" Award... John and Paul have build a strong foundation of love between them. Will Beth be added strength to th...
Last Updated: 2012/10/01
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3623

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A Place in the World [M (R)]
by noodle
[Reviews: 306]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Apart from it being an artefact of considerable antiquity, no one at the Department Of Mysteries cou ...

Denial [MA (NC-17)]
by little beloved
[Reviews: 638]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Five years after the fall of Voldemort, Hermione and Severus receive unhappy news. ...

Babbity Git [T (PG-13)]
by pokeystar
[Reviews: 58]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: SSHG_Exchange
Out of the frying pan, into the fire. Sometimes, getting away from it all means there's nowhere to g ...

More than Brushstrokes [T (PG-13)]
by debjunk
[Reviews: 161]
Category: SSHG_Exchange
Hermione, as Headmistress, commissions a portrait of Severus Snape. The results are more than she e ...

The Princess of Gryffindor [MA (NC-17)]
by Aurette
[Reviews: 616]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Hermione has been a prisoner since Voldemort won five years ago. Her bleak existence changes one ni ...

A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional Hogwarts: A History [M (R)]
by Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party
[Reviews: 112]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: Forbidden Forest
In which Harry is somewhat indiscriminately randy, Snape struggles manfully to be completely oblivio ...

Spinster [MA (NC-17)]
by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews: 210]
Category: Potions Under Duress
You know what they say about a woman who prefers to live with her cat… ...


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2019/06/14 - 10:10PM
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TPP Back and up and Running Again!
Better late than never, eh? We're up and running again, thanks to a fair few generous souls who still love the fandom and TPP. Thank you all who contributed! There will be more news shortly, as currently we are having a temporary solution in place, so watch this space! If you have submitted a chapter, we will get to it. If you are a reader, please leave a review so the author knows their story is being read. If you are a spammer, I won't apologise for cutting off your ability to spam. If you are a human, thrive on kindness, not vengeance.
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Et lux perpetua luceat ei.
We are very sorry to have recieved news that TPP author LariLee has recently passed away. Her family and friends remain in our thoughts - Requiescat in pace, Lisa.
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